"Naught if you can hear this I got some good news, bad news, worse news, and "OH-SHIT" news!"
"Good news we won the race!"
"Bad news is that fuck Desin or what ever his name was set us up, he was never going to pay the prize…er…your voucher and wanted to turn us into undead!"
"Worse news is that your "father", and I wish you can see my mental air quotes on that right now…anyway he was turned into an undead first but managed to get enough control of himself in his dead state to ream a magic weasel up Desin's ass and take himself and the bastered out at the same time! And I wasn't embellishing that description either."
"The "OH-SHIT" news is that Desin summoned a huge monster before he died, and I think we need more than small arms to kill it!"