[ The following field report is completed in crayons. ]
Whoa! The new suit works great, guys! I didn't get blown up once!!! Big improvement!
So when I arrived I found out that the rest of the unit had apparently upset some encampment of whoever we don't like…Spoilers!! One of them is Eli's sister!
So Kross made us some stuff that we could use to disguise ourselves however we want…I picked this lovely dress with [ she continues rambling about intricate details of the dress for sometime ] but of course I had to keep wearing my mask because [ scribbled out ] RAISINS!!
So we [ scribbled entry ] snuck into the camp and they have the BEEESSSSSTTT valets we had such a great time… The little girl who changes into a dragon err the dragon who changes into a girl…we should probably clarify that… anyway she decided to come with me to the jail to break out Eli. I told the attendant that we were here to secure the prisoner and the attendant was soooo impressed with my dress that he went to get other folks to look at it. When no one showed up, I decided to continue on my mission to find Eli. After teleporting through both air lock doors, I noticed that there weren't any clear signs of where to go next and there was marching heading our way according to what my friends were telling me. I rolled a grenade into a Master Control room to create a quick distraction [ giant explosion and the word BOOM is written in the margins ] and it was apparently enough to get the bad guys to free Eli.
I escaped out of the jailhouse and was able to get distance from the Coalition goons so that I could regroup with the ATV. We followed Eli's orders to leave town so that he could regroup with us and honestly just at the right time apparently the encampment was being attacked by a giant monster.
So we passed several convoys, headed to take down the monster, on our way to the [ scratched out sections are clear indications of misspellings ] rendezvous point and we eventually decided to go join them. I hopped into the gunner spot on Eli's ATV and we went in to kick some monster [ redacted due to obscenity ]!!! Long story short…my successive shots [ laser beams and PEW PEW PEW are drawn in the margins ] dropped the ugly [ redacted due to obscenity ] and yet again I SAVED THE DAY!!!
[ a picture of the monster with it's tongue out and it's eyes X'd out is drawn in the access area of the page. There appears to be blood and other goo pooling under it. There is a small car with a stick figure saying "**** yeah" nearby