I hatched today! It was weird cuz I woke up from my egg-dream to someone tapping on my egg. Silly! You can't hatch IN, I have to hatch OUT!
When I did come out, there was this weird not-scaly thing staring at me. I think Mama calls them 'hoo-man's? Either way, it was staring, and making weird noises. I think it was trying to talk to me? It made a loud noise and more 'hoo-man's showed up. Several of them kept trying to touch me, I didn't like that.
Then I remembered Mama teaching me a hoo-man word, so I used it.
"Food?" Apparently that did something, because one of them tossed me something brown and chewy. It was delicious! Is this was 'food' is?
"Food!" Another brown chewy thing!
"Food!" This time what they gave me was warm, crunchy, and had a bone in the middle. DELICIOUS! I think this was 'bar-bee-kyuu'? I liked chewing on the bone, so I kept it. Then the hoo-man who saw me hatch took it from me and threw it. Meanie.
Then all the hoo-mans got into this big metal thingy. I dunno what it is, but I climbed in too. The metal thingy moved! I was on soft stuff, so I bit it. Meanie got mad at me. Meanie kept using a word, "No". I don't like Meanie, but I like the word.
Metal thingy stopped, and there were more hoo-mans. So I changed myself to look like one. My hoo-mans kept using another word, "Please". They were using it on two hoo-mans who weren't letting the metal thingy past them into the place with more hoo-mans. So I tried my new word.
"Please?" They looked at me funny. The other hoo-man that came up looked at me funny too. Then my feathery hoo-man tapped me.
"Put the bone away, it's not normal for a little girl to carry." He can TALK!!!! I was so happy, but I didn't want to give up my bone.
"But put it where? Meanie will throw it again."
"In my ATV. Cogsworth will take care of it." He pointed to one of the big metal thingies and a shiny man standing next to it. Okay, I'll trust feather hoo-man and shiny man.
I don't know what the other hoo-mans were talking about, but they didn't like the big metal man or the sorta-dragon guy. I tried to use my words again, but I just got another funny look from both of them. Feather hoo-man went to help the other hoo-mans fix their wall, so I went with him. Then Meanie gave me a shiny! It was big and round, but feather hoo-man says I shouldn't eat it, so I just watched it shiny.
I like my feather hoo-man, he gave me a toy! It was round, like my shiny, but not the same kinda round. And it BOUNCES!!! He gave me something else too, a white stick thing with red stripes. He called it 'Candy'. He said I could eat it, so I did. DELICIOUS!
I played with my bouncy and my shiny until feather hoo-man said it was time to leave. We were going to look for more of the crunchy thing I ate, and he promised I could have more of them if I help him find them. So I did. It was easy! And feather hoo-man gave me more candy!
After a nap, I stayed a dragon and used the trick Mama taught me so I could understand the 'hoo-man's better. Apparently the crunchy things we were looking for were hoo-man's in crunchy shells. My feather hoo-man gave me a shiny right before we went to cook them, telling me not to push the candy til he said so. So I did. No one could see me when I flew up and cooked the crunchy hoo-man's! Fun! But they weren't cooking right, so I had to grab their crunchy shell. I think I did it wrong, cuz there wasn't much meat left inside.
So I tried it again with the biggest crunchy shelled hoo-man there. The shell wasn't coming off, so I tried to pick it up. Crunchy shelled hoo-man didn't like that, and tried to cut my claws. I didn't like that. Sparkly hoo-man kept shouting at me to let him go, but this was my crunchy! He needed to get his own!
"NO!" And flew up, and up, and up, and up! My hoo-man's look so tiny from up here! Crunchy shell hoo-man was still trying to cut my claw, so I smacked him and let him go. Sparkly hoo-man shot him before he hit the ground. SPLAT! It was funny until I realized that he didn't cook right either. No 'bar-bee-kyuu' for me. That made me sad, so I sat in the back of the metal thingy, the 'ayy-tee-vee' with my shiny and bouncy and bone.
We found a bunch of other hoo-mans that had been taken away by the crunchy shelled hoo-mans. So now we were taking them back to the big area of other hoo-mans we were at earlier. Does this mean I get more candy?